I took her to my place and threw her on the table.
She knew what was ahead, so I hooked up the cables.
After a couple of drinks I noticed something odd,
It couldn't be true, she only had a 300 baud.
But even though she posed such a fright,
I had another drink and thought "what the hell, I'll take a byte".

When it came time to hook up my input device
It was only 3 1/2 inches, but luckily it sufficed.
I was careful when I slid in my floppy,
So she wouldn't think that I was real sloppy.
I nibbled and fiddled on her keyboard all night
Knowing that her hardware would display with such delight.

When morning came, she needed a rest.
She obviously knew, she was worked on by the best.
But this failed, she ran out of ram.
I never saw it coming since she cost me 5 grand.
When she crashed, she left with such a bang,
And all I have now is my little Wang.