UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• That's a political issue that I can't answer, I'll talk to my boss.
• The security policy doesn't let us do that.
• Microsoft? I never touch the stuff, that's another group. We do Unix. You should try it.
• Please send the inforamtion again, my email is acting weird.
• Argh, You want something done right you have to do it yourself.
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: