UGU: Unix Guru Universe - Need An Excuse
Need An Excuse
The excuses below are strictly for fun. A good SysAdmin doesn't have to lie.
(USE AT YOUR OWN RISK)
• Gotta run, the server is on fire.
• Have you tried opening up the window and standing on one leg?
• Your system Crashed? It's all in Ur head. Try Again.
• I'm married.
• You clicked on What?
Do you know a good excuse? Tell us about it: